Friday, February 19, 2010

Shout out!

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So it’s a Thursday night, and I’m raiding with our 10 man achievement group, busting through Blood Princes, kicking ass and taking names, the usual, when suddenly I see THIS:


I know, you're all like, so what? What's so special about this situation? Other than the fact that you have no buffs, no mana, and Pallymar's about to die? (I think *I* just died. Whoops).

But wait, wait. Let's zoom in a bit here.


Like Rhysauce says: ":O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - (even though I'm pretty sure he was freaking out about the trinket that dropped. =P)

This is when Pallymar actually bit the dust, I believe.

So here is a shout out to J.J. in Montgomery, Alabama, for being awesome and reading my blog.

How weird/awesome is it that:

1. This guy plays WoW,
2. Not only plays WoW, but reads WoW blogs,
3. Not only reads WoW blogs, but reads MY blog,
4. Happens to be at the same place at the same time as Vig,
5. (Who happens to be on the same server as me)
6. (AND in my guild!)
5. And this JJ guy not only happens to be at the same exact place, but happens to be talking about WoW,
6. Not only happens to be talking about WoW, but happens to mention my blog,
7. AND Vig is in hearing distance.
8. AND they're at a freaking chili cook off?! I love chili!! WTB!

NUTS.

Also, very flattering!

So, HAI JJ! Good to psuedo-meet you!!!

(On a completely separate note, have you guys looked at the new patch notes? They did NOTHING to druids. Is this a first? I thought for sure they'd fiddle with lifebloom again just to keep the status quo.)

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Monday, February 15, 2010

New blogs of note, plus stalkers revealed!

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Hey all - so I know I've been out of the loop for awhile (seems like all my posts start like that, eh?), but now that I'm getting back into it, there's a whole slew of new blogs out there that I need to start reading.

So let's have it. Do you have a new resto druid blog you've been poring over for the past few months? Or maybe you have a blog of your own that you'd like to bring some attention to. Either way, send me a comment (or email at nerfthisdruid at gmail.com), and I'll compile a small list here of some new blogs that we should read! I love finding new and interesting blogs to add to my reader/blogroll.

On a separate note: Revealing who my lucky stalkee is.... It's Windsoar from Jadedalt! =D

Who totally guessed who I was in like, 3 seconds. My clues?

"1. I’m barky.
2. I blog less often now than I did before.
3. A certain tree in Dalaran regards me with spite and distrust."

Maybe I made it a bit too easy. =P

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

DPS is not for me.

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Well after that crapstorm of a run, I think it's time for a drink.


A few weeks ago, after much thought and contemplation, I thought, hey! Druids can be boomchickens! NOWAI. Who knew? I thought durids were 4 haelz. ONLY 4 haelz. wut is this 4 fite and 4 laserchix thing??

Everyone knows that bark form is the best! I mean, my god, even APPLEBOUGH knows this, and Applebough really has some screws loose up there if you know what I'm sayin.

Anyway. Even though bark > all, I decided that I should check out how the other half lives. Er, other third. I started rolling on some 5 man ICC hit gear. I looked into what talents I should take for chicken spec. And finally, last night, I decided to try it out. It's easy right? Moonfire + wrathwrathwrath + sometimes starfire, loot, win.

....not so much.

Here are some complications of being a moonkin.

1. You need to keep Moonfire AND Insect Swarm on the mob at all times. This means keeping track of your dots. So I downloaded the addon DoTimer, because my HotCandy only keeps track of hots.

2. There's this thing called eclipse. So you wrathwrathwrath until you get a buff to starfire, and then you starfirestarfirestarfire until you get the buff for wrath.

It sounds simple.

It should be simple.

WTF. It is NOT simple. I cannot keep track of this AT ALL. AND I have Squawk and Awe, too. Which I configured to my liking! It would suddenly say "ECLIPSE!" on my screen and I'd determinedly start stabbing the 2 key with all my worth to get as many wraths in as possible. Because I was starfiring before, and ECLIPSE! means to switch to wrath right? Nope, turns out I switched to starfire too soon, and I was actually supposed to be wrathing, and THEN switching to starfire when it says OMGECLIPSE! I pretty much always had these mixed up. Bluhhhh. And then I realize that my moonfire and insect swarm fell off like, 20 seconds ago.

Complications of being a spell caster:

1. Shit dies, and then you have no target. Wtf. This does not happen on my hunter. When something dies, and I keep jabbing at buttons on my keyboard, it'll just auto switch me to a new target. Which sucks in a lot of cases - you gotta be careful with who you're shooting arrows at. For instance: Don't shoot arrows at the sheep. Don't shoot arrows at the boss that's behind the trash pull. Don't shoot arrows at your MCed guildmate. Etc. But in general, you don't have to click or tab over to mobs once one is dead.

But with Boomkin, you target something, and say: Ok. What now. Ah, yes. Moonfire. Ok: Moonfire, go! Good. Ok now..... insect swarm. Awesome, lets get all those dots going. Ok, insects are ready... and fired... ok, excellent. Now... wrath! Alright, let's wrath it up. And hitting 22222222222222...... error? Wtf? What do you mean - oh - I have no target? How do I have - wait. Okokok the target is dead, bah, pick a new one - oh god, which one do I pick?

And this is when I just close my eyes, moonfire everything, and spray wrath at anything that moves.

Not really.

But kind of.

I spent more time in my 5 man searching for a target than I did actually DPSing.

I know that my dislike of this situationa has a lot to do with the difference between healing and dpsing. In general, I know that when I'm healing a 5 man, I have complete command over the situation at hand. If someone dies, it's because 1. I was blatantly not paying attention, went afk, alt tabbed, etc. 2. Something happened that was not supposed to happen: dpser pulls aggro, tanks pulls two extra packs, someone DCs, someone stands in the fire, etc. Rarely - VERY rarely, will someone die because I'm not skilled enough to heal them. I'm not saying it's never happened, but it's pretty rare (I'm talking about 5 mans here). I'm just very used to healing, you know? It's what I DO.

With DPS, it's a different story. I fumble around, everything is new and confusing, and I'm desperately trying to figure out what my next move will be (sounds like an awkward high school date, no?).

Although I do like DPSing my hunter, to a large degree (still like healing better).

Maybe I'm just not used to moonkin spec yet - but joaeifjfsrofvnsojdn, no thanks - I'll go back to healing, please!

Have you healers ever tried out DPSing? What did you make of it?

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Super secret stalking time

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I love it when I get sucked back into blogging via memes. =D This time, it's a "Secret Admirer" blog-stalking event, especially for the Valentine's world event going on right now.

To be honest, I haven't done any of the achievements or quests for this event in wow. I've been playing quite a bit recently, but I just haven't gotten pulled into the hype of it all. I'm certainly not well on my way for the meta achievement - I've completed two world events out of the 8 or 9? that you need for the meta - so I don't feel hard-pressed to farm lovely charms or spray perfume on everyone. Although I will admit, seeing all the red and pink hearts all around does make me smile.

But back to business. I'm getting in on this a bit late; I think it was supposed to start on Friday? Bah. Anyway, here is the lowdown on what's going on.

I did get an email Dristanel letting me know who I'm supposed to be admiring..... but my name isn't on her list of blogs that are participating. So maybe I don't have an admirer? =O

This strikes fear into my heart. Remember when you were in elementary school and it was Valentine's Day, and you would bring in your load of little silly Valetine's that you bought at CVS with your mom or whatever, and you'd write one to everyone in the class. And you'd get a decent amount of Valentine's from other people, too. But then there were always those kids who didn't get very many, and that kind of sucked. So, so, what if I'm that kid?!

I SUPPOSE I'll survive.

I remember once in third grade trying to write up a second Valentine for someone who didn't get many, and I specifically remember trying to change up my handwriting so that they wouldn't know it was a second one from me, and they'd think it was from someone different. I don't remember if I actually gave it to him or not, or what I wrote, but really, who was I kidding? I mean there are 20 people in the class - who would he THINK it was from? Did I just make up a random name? "Happy Valentine's Day! From.... uh. Patty Mayonnaise. kbye."

Anyway. I have no idea if I have an admirer, but if I do, sorry for getting on the boat so late! Regardless, I have my OWN assigned blog to admire.... mwuahaha!

./sneaky stalking time

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Saturday, January 30, 2010

PAX East 2010

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Who's going?

I'm pretty psyched about it because it's RIGHT in Boston. I could walk to Hynes Convention Center in about 30, 40 minutes or so. It's very, very close. Although I suppose 40 minutes isn't actually "close," but then again, I walk 45 minutes to work and 45 minutes back each day, so to me it's a jaunt in the park. My point is: I don't have to take a car/train/bus/plane/boat(IMONABOAT)/gryphon there. Which means I don't have to spend money on said travel arrangements. Which means I'm TOTALLY GOING TO MY FIRST NERDY GAMING CONVENTION EVER!!! ./squeeee!

For more information about PAX East, go here.

The basics:

1. It's March 26-28th, Friday - Sunday.

2. It's in Boston.

3. There will most likely be some kind of early version of Cataclysm to check out.

4. 3 day passes are 55 bucks or so.

5. No, you cannot stay with me, because even though I would love to have a giant resto druid party chez Valis and Averna - I could make you guys Maple Leaf Cocktails, or Fig Leaf Drinks (get it? LEAF? bahahah), or Averna's Barky Arms Margaritas - but alas, our apartment is very small, and we're already lending much floor/couch/spare bed/basement space to guildmates (just kidding about the basement, Lumi. There are rats and it's gross and I swear our housemates have stored carefully wrapped dead bodies down there. I wouldn't make you stay down there. Also, there are spiders, and I'm talking about the big ones that you find in the basement of Karazhan. I can hear them plotting my demise every time I go down to do laundry).

And so. Anyone? Let me know in the comments!

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Friday, January 22, 2010

A Resto Druid's "Guide:" Marrowgar

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Instead of a guide, I'm going to write up the things that I like and don't like about Marrowgar. Because there are many other guides out there. Also, click on "guides." Best guide in that bunch of links. =D

Things I like:

1. There is just enough tank damage to make me stay on my toes. I like that I have to prehot the tank because if I don't, he might take 2-3 big hits and go splat before I can get off my Regrowth.

2. The way he says "BOOOOONNNNNEE STOOOOOOOORRRRMMMMMMM"

3. Ever notice that the idle animation for Marrowgar is the same animation as a murloc? The way he looks to one side, and then looks to the other? Yeah, same movement. It's awesome. I believe Clari was the first one to notice this, or maybe it was Aeman. I forget. But check it out next time when you're approaching his room and he's chillin right there.

4. These are NICE.

5. If you stick close to the melee, you don't get hit by the blue flames! Which brings me to:

Things I don't like:

1. The blue flames that he shoots out? They make my frame rate drop to about 4-5 fps. And I'm already raiding with a latency of around 300 at all times (sometimes it drops down to around 250, woohoo!), so this just makes things feel... awful. I try moving my camera around to figure out which way Marrow is facing and my camera is like Move. (pause. pause. pause.) Move. (pause. wait.) Move. And then I'm on the floor right next to the tank and it pops up: "You have died. DUE TO A GIGANTIC CLEAVE, GG TREE"

2. When he does his Bone Storm whirlwind thing, and DBM yells at you to run away? There's really no point. I run in one direction, he whirlwinds in a similar direction. I get hit. There's nothing I can do. I understand that if the raid stays grouped up in a bunch and doesn't move, he'll just wail on everyone, but whenever Bone Storm happens I just feel like I'm running around like a headless chicken. BUKAWW! It's not really that big of a deal, but I just don't like it.

3. When you kill Marrowgar, after rejoicing over his dead body and drooling over epic loot, the very next thing you get to look forward to is Lady Deathwhisper's voice acting. Ugh. I know that WoW has a lot of bad voice acting (although that guy in Forge of Souls is pretty awesome, and XT was pretty great too), but this is just another level of bad.

Five goods to three bads! Not too shabby, Marrowgar, not too shabby. And it's not really your fault that Lady DW's voice is so annoying, and that I have to listen to her as we loot you. ./pat

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Sunday, December 27, 2009

A Resto Druid's Guide: Deathbringer Saurfang

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HAHAHA! A new guide!! I'm somewhat embarrased that my Ulduar guide is still on the sidebar (er... and it's not even finished. Damn you Vezax!)

There are a bajillion guides out there, but I'm feeling sassy and classy, so here's another one! Also note that I thought Saurfang was a dragon until this little horde orc came running out.

Presenting: SAURFANG, the bringer of DEATH.


I love this fight so so much. It's the first fight in a long time where my heart actually starts racing and adrenaline gets rolling at the end. There's so much healing you have to pour out on the tanks and the Marked ones, it's just.... holy crap nuts.

The set up: You want tanks to swap back and forth, because of Rune of Blood. If this debuff is on the tank, it not only means that he's taking tons of damage, but he's ALSO healing Saurfang. Bad! Hence, swapping tanks.

Positioning: You want people to spread the hell out. Saurfang will throw out a Blood Nova on a random target. This chains to people around the target (12 yards). Use the /range function to make sure you're preferably in range of no one, or if possible, in range of only one other person (it's a small platform for 25s).

The platform is a horseshoe shape, so I would recommend having healers spread out on the outside edge, with ranged slightly further in (still in a horseshoe shape), with melee and tanks on the inside.

VERY IMPORTANT: If the fight lasts longer than it should, or if Saurfang gains Blood Power too quickly, Marks will start to get out on different players, and if there are more than, say, 3, it can be hard to keep track.

Therefore, I highly highly recommend adding these two debuffs onto your Grid, or Healbot, or Power Auras, or whatever you use:

Mark of the Fallen Champion
Boiling Blood

(and keep in mind that at least on Grid, capitalization is necessary).

The mechanics of these debuffs:

1. Boiling Blood: This is just a random debuff that does tick damage. It's not too terrifying. Just put a couple hots on the target and all will be fine. Typically a few people will get it at once, every 30 seconds or so.

2. Mark of the Fallen Champion: Saurfang will only cast this debuff on someone IF he gains a full bar of Blood Power. Once he casts it, the one person will have the debuff until the fight is over. Note that is someone dies with this debuff, and you brez them, they'll STILL have the debuff. Therefore, you don't want to rez them! If you rez them, they'll rez at low health (unless you have the glyph), and immediately die, hence, healing Saurfang by 5%. Bad news bears.

Let me reiterate: keeping people who have the Mark alive is VERY important, because every time someone who has the Mark dies, Saurfang gains 5% of his health.

But now you're asking, "But Averna, you say he only casts the Mark on someone if he has 100% Blood Power! Let's just keep him from gaining Blood Power!"

Indeed, good friends, indeed. Let's look at the various ways Saurfang gains Blood Power:

1. Each tick of Boiling Blood will cause him to gain BP. This can't be dispelled, but priests' PW: Shield can keep him from gaining BP.

2. Remember Blood Nova? The reasons we're staying 12 yards apart? That's because for each person to whom the Blood Nova debuff splashes, he gains BP.

3. Blood beasts!!* Every 45 seconds or so, Saurfang will summon a few blood beasts. Every time these beasts hit someone, Fangboy gains blood power. Therefore, they must be kited! Hunters' Frost Traps (or is it freezing? I forget. The one with the big patch of white), shammies Earthbind Totem, and roots and such will really help to slow these down. We've had hunters and shammies both kite them on different raids, and both times it worked great.
*check out in the comments to see exactly how our guild deals with the blood beasts - our raid leader posted a more in-depth strat!

4. Each melee attack that Saurfang does will increase his BP. Honestly, every time I type BP I think it's his blood pressure that's skyrocketing, not his blood power. Anyway, each melee attack will increase his blood power, and unless your tank has 100% avoidance against raid bosses, you can't prevent it. And get this - for each person that has the Mark on them, he gains n +1 blood power. So the more people have the Mark, the more BP he gains. Soon enough, his heart is gonna explode the raid will wipe, due to him gaining blood power so quickly. Saurfang also gets really pissed at 30% and increases his melee attack speed by 30%. Which means more melee hits, which means more BP gained, which means more Marks cast, and it also means more damage will go out on those who are already marked (the damage they take is correlated to his melee hits).

SO. As a healer, what do you do?

First of all, keep in mind that the first half of this fight is easy peasy. You heal the appropriate tank, heal people who get Blood Boil (the tick damage) or Blood Nova (straight damage), and stay away from any Blood Beasts that come your way.

Once the marks start being put on people, it gets interesting.

You'll basically need a dedicated healer for each person who get the mark. The last time I did this with my guild, we didn't parse that out as definitively, and instead just had three healers on tanks and three healers on the marked ones. Once 4+ people were marked, it became ridiculous - everyone was taking SO much damage towards the end, and we just didn't have enough heals to go around. We got him to 2% and then we just couldn't hold out anymore - one of the marked ones (sorry, Theine) died. He healed, shit hit the fan, we wiped. Boo.

So what I think might be a good idea is to assign a dedicated to healer to each marked one. Healer 1 takes the first marked one, healer 2 takes the second one who's marked, etc. Still throw a hot or two on the tank, but focus on your marked target (unless you're assigned to tank healing exclusively). Alternatively, your raid may have the first and/or second marked one(s) die, which does heal Saurfang, but also cuts down on the number of marked ones (so long as your dps can burn through the extra 5/10%), making the fight considerably less heal intensive.

Keep in mind that YOUR job becomes considerably easier if the rest of the raid does THEIR job: i.e, switching tanks when needed, kiting the Blood Beasts perfectly, staying 12 yards range from each other, etc. If you all prevent him from gaining blood power, he'll cast less marks, which will make your attempt less fail!

[Sidenote: if any hordies out there wanna know what the alliance version is like, here it is (taken from Wowwiki, because I don't take the time to transcribe dialogue from WoW):

Deathbringer Saurfang yells: For every Horde soldier that you killed, for every Alliance dog that fell, the Lich King's armies grew. Even now the Valkyr work to raise your fallen... As Scourge. Things are about to get much worse. Come, taste the power that the Lich King has bestowed upon me!

Muradin Bronzebeard yells: A lone orc, against the might of the Alliance? Charge!

Deathbringer Saurfang yells: Hahahaha! Dwarves.

LOLFACE, DWARVES.]

Phat lewtz 4 droodz:

10 man:
[Mag'hari Chieftain's Staff]

[Leggings of Unrelenting Blood]
[Soulcleave Pendant]

25 man:
[Greatcloak of the Turned Champion]

Note that this is loot from the regular mode versions, not the heroic mode.

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